“*coughs* hi i’m stan and i’m totally in love with cloud strife *wheezes* i mean gabe, yeah” ─Gabe

“i thought you would touch me inapropriatley when we first talked i was very scared” ─Alyson

“just call me stan. my husbando is cloud but my husband is rdj. I’m going to be the next hokage bitches.” ─Josh

“*dribbles up to you, puddles trail behind me* sup im stan *wheezes* cloud stri *dribble dribble* fe is my husband *more wheezing* wanna do stuff with me n him later *winks, throws basketball behind me into the hoop*” ─Carrie

“hey everyone, let’s go grab some starbucks! wait what did you just say? did you just fucking talk shit about naruto? you said what? cloud strife isn’t all that? hold the fuck up you shitlord i’m about to mangekyo sharingan your fuckin ass” ─Jed

“ur actually like rly gay”  ─Michael

“Stan is the biggest butt ever and you should follow her. She will follow you until you love her, literally. Her husband is cloud and she rly loves blondes so if ur blonde and hot (similarily if u look like lightning) pls follow and talk to her because it will only be beneficial to both of u. Stan is the most fashionable person ever and once u see her face it will be hard for you to not want to fly to her house and touch her butt aswell as her face. Stan is fabulous max and her real name isn’t stan but thats okay because even tho stan is a male name she works it because all the females want her anyway, i mean i do anyway..anyway shes kawaii and shit” ─Nicole

“Stan, ma chérie, you are a wonderful person; you’re funny, wonderful, and simply amazing. you have a love for Cloud as well as a great smile that—if he saw—he’d fall in love with.” ─Michelle

“sometimes i spell ‘stan’ as ‘satan’. P R A I S E S T A N. your butt is perfect and i want to touch it all the time. IM KIDDING I LOVE YOU SO MUUUUCCCHHH IT HURTS!!! my kokoro goes dokidoki and shit for you. kimochii. dame stan-sama watashi no ketsu itai!!!!!” ─Molii

“I’m real cute and fabulous and I love it when Gizzy put it up my butt” “Gizzy often tears my vagina apart” ─Gizzy

“A SEXY BLONDE LOVING LITTLE MOE NIGGA” ─Jane

“once i thought stan was a lesbian, but then she told me she wasn’t and i thought she was lying. she sends me the best swap notes and i am always jealous of her mad vidya game skills. i’m gonna smack her for always having cute clothes and a cute face… you hear that stan… i’m gonna hurt you for being so fucking kawaii. WE LIKE THE SAME HOT GIRLS. AND BOOKS”─ Karina

“stan is really sexy, overflowing with pheromones. i cannot help but want to make out with her 24/7 WITH A BUCKET OF KFC” ─ Jennie